The End of the World
- Me: Beau, it's 8:10, get up. By the way, there was an 8.9 earthquake in Japan and now there are a ton of tsunami warnings.
- Beau: Well if that's the case, I'm going back to sleep.
- Beau: Want to just spend our whole check today?
- Beau: Sorry, but I'm buying a gun this check.
